Handsome Jack

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all
Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh
by KALABUSH February 20, 2017
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Todd Howard

Our savior, producer of amazing from the Elder Scrolls and Fallout series.
All hail Todd Howard.
Todd Howard's past:
Kid Todd: I'm gonna make videogames and everyone is gonna play 'em!
Kid Assholes: You dork. Go back to the chess club.

Todd Howard's present:
Adult Todd: Who's laughing now?
by KALABUSH February 28, 2017
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