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Todd-ing 

(Gerund) See Doing a Ray, but less messy.
Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
Todd-ing by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022

todd ingram 

A Scott Pilgrim character; also known as the 3rd evil ex of Ramona Flowers, he is the hottest and sexiest man in the video game and comic world.
have you heard of todd ingram?

yeah he’s the hottest man ever! it’s even better that brandon routh plays him, what a hottie.
todd ingram by kookoomoo November 24, 2023
Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
Todding by Maliaht September 11, 2011
To no-call, no-show for work.
I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.
Todding by Graig December 31, 2006

todding the dog 

neglecting your wife's pet
Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!
todding the dog by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020
The Act of intentionally and knowingly cheating with someone's significant other
You are a bottom feeding small dick POS for todding around with that mans wife.
Todding by Esoterics March 22, 2023