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A verb used instead of any other offending verb when insulting someone for something they didn't even do, or that you have no proof of.

Is conjugated as such:
I - fat/am fatting
you - fat/are fatting
he/she - fat/is fatting
they - fat/are fatting
1. Omigod, stop fatting everywhere!
2. Fatting?
1. You know, the verb "to Fat"
by Madam Ann O. Nymous July 29, 2011
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Too lazy to get fat

The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)
Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"

David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
by DeKrow June 1, 2007
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Proud to be Fat

Overweight people that are too lazy to lose weight, so they eat away their lives and claim that they're happy to be overweight.
I'm proud to be fat because I'm not anorexic like everyone else that cares about themselves and exercises!
by Boo the Truth August 3, 2009
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Go To Hell Fat

A person that is so fat, that there’s no other place to go other than hell.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 2, 2018
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Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.
Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"
by JacOP October 5, 2013
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I don't want to be fat

IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.
(Thinking to my self) I don't want to be fat. Maybe I should try the tips above ^

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Apologizing to the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.
by Sphinctar April 21, 2004
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