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Ordering giant amounts of food but eating only a little bit and letting your friends finish the rest.
Man, I'm stuffed. He managed to alice when he ordered dinner and left us to finish all the food.
To alice by Cantankerous Bastard December 21, 2021

im going to alice 

alice? wheres alice?
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to see Alice

v. slang
to require prescription drugs to achieve erection, particularly after being in the presence of a very unattractive female.
(from American English proper noun Cialis)
"Ugh, that chick at the bar was so ugly, she made me need to see Alice."
to see Alice by beach_bum_83 April 18, 2008

Alice to Zouroku 

You should watch it if you like Elfen Lied, Gokukoku no Brynhildr, Madoka Magica. It gives similiar vibes to watcher. It is not considered as a legendary masterpiece but still adorable and gives a fresh feeling. It's about Alice named little underaged girl who further meets with an old man while escaping from government experiment lab.
Shanon: Alice to Zouroku? The twins are annoying as f.
Alice to Zouroku by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Praying to the alien 

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.
Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.
Praying to the alien by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

alien i'd like to fuck 

Hey Brian, look at that aliens ass, that's a prime example of an AILF.
ass alien AILF alien I'd like to fuck
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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