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to shit on 

to take advantage of, to manipulate, to insult, to demoralize.
He said you're ugly, he shitted on you.

He stole your sandwich, man, he shitted on you.

He had sex with your girlfriend, how are you going to let him shit on you like that?
to shit on by Young MLA, the Don April 18, 2005
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To shit on 

1. To demoralize
2. To defecate on a person or object
1. Johnny promised Mark to shit on Dave's business.

2. Johnny also decided to shit on his toilet
To shit on by Joseph Stalin IV June 22, 2017

To shit on the floor 

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.
Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.
To shit on the floor by Tjimå February 28, 2022

I love to shit on 

You :)😘🥰😍
I love to shit on you :)
I love to shit on by Bad C dev November 6, 2024

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13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT 

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself
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