Tlaked 

A seemingly innocent common error made in a text when your friend's ex-girlfriend texts you misspelling 'talked' intending to say "Hey! We haven't talked in a while...", however in reality 'Tlaked' is meant as a sexual invitation that will undoubtedly leave your friend furious with you after you have ravaged his ex with passionate sex in his backyard. Often the friendship is ruined however in cases of a 'Double-Tlaked' in which each party tlaks each others ex the betrayal is neutralized.

Brandon : "Dude, did you hear George and his girlfriend broke up?"

Jess : "Yeah, she sent me a text saying we haven't Tlaked..."

Brandon : "You would tlak his ex so soon? Damn dude' that's cold"

Tlaked by Zeus Alexander Neverwinter February 10, 2010

Self-takedown 

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.

"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"

Self-takedown by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010

Tinder Takedown 

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.

Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"

Tinder Takedown by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014

twaked out 

a person who habitually uses methanphetamines for long periods of time

hey, that dude is really twaked out!

twaked out by dildo dan September 18, 2003

talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

talked to the john by John Leggett April 21, 2005

Asoingboba takedown 

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

Asoingboba takedown by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Toaked

Extremely intoxicated

"I am going to get so toaked." I am going to get so wasted

Toaked by Andre'l_ghati November 1, 2013