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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
"Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
The motto for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the fictional Harry Potter universe.
The motto for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the fictional Harry Potter universe.
Harry pulled out his Latin dictionary and said, "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus... What the fuck?"
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus by Michael Gee December 14, 2008
Titillatio
Performed either during foreplay or sex, Titillatio is when you're titty fucking the woman in question and, assuming her boobs are big enough, she also performs fellatio on you while your penis is between her breasts. A very good time-saving tool for quickies.
Hey baby, i know we're having sex and all but I have to be back at work in ten minutes. Your boobs are pretty big. While you're down there why don't you do a titillatio? That way we can kill two birds with one stone.
Titillatio by Cueball Ace December 8, 2010
dildo-based titillation
A mating process used by Abdoes which involves the use of tits, with organic dildoes as nipples, pumping repeatedly to engage in sexual intercourse.
dildo-based titillation by Marxfjr January 29, 2009
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