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Tittyitus 

When you are motor boated too much, you develop a rash on your cheeks
"Man you'r Tittyitus is really bad today"
Tittyitus by Awesomeness3492 May 30, 2014

Tittyitus 

A mental disorder where your brain is severely distracted by a nice rack of boobs.
I was trying to get things done at work this morning, but Lisa's low cut outfit gave me a bad case of tittyitus.
Tittyitus by Mr SnotNose August 8, 2016

Tittynus 

tittynus .

noun, ti-ti-nus
• a sexually transmitted disease caused by being a lesbian, attracted to women, touching of the titties

Symptoms may include: extreme cases of simping, having whole body spams, and exhibiting strange boi behaviour.
Credits: ĉ̴̽o ͑́c̵̐̉k̵̀͂ (Discord)
Person 1: "Man he's being weird, he keeps spazzing out, and he's been simping over Michelle for ages"
Person 2: "You never know, he may have Tittynus
Tittynus by @Debatable August 21, 2020

tittytastic 

When something is more than fantastic, and the only way to describe it is comparing it to tits, thus tittytastic
"Last night was fuckin tittytastic"
tittytastic by Buckets. January 3, 2008

tittyglush 

The moment when a fine, upstanding woman decides to let her mammaries be viewed. See also: underside of boob.
Dude 1: "Bro I wasn't sure about Sheila but when she showed me her tittyglush I couldn't help myself."

Dude 2: "Happens to the best. Tittyglush will get you."
tittyglush by tittyglushattack December 26, 2011

tittytitis

a disease in which the human body goes rabid with hormones and Males and Females) grow super sized breasts
my tittytitis and severe dude my spine is about to snap in half
tittytitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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