Tittyitus

When your boob has popped out your bra, can also be used to discribe breast pain.
First used in 2000 by myself (first use as far as I know)

I was running so fast I ended up with tittyitus!!

*walks into a door* oh crap, tittyitus!! Man down!!

True story

by Loopsy November 9, 2014

Tittyitus

When you are motor boated too much, you develop a rash on your cheeks

"Man you'r Tittyitus is really bad today"

by Awesomeness3492 May 30, 2014

Tittyitus

A mental disorder where your brain is severely distracted by a nice rack of boobs.

I was trying to get things done at work this morning, but Lisa's low cut outfit gave me a bad case of tittyitus.

by Mr SnotNose August 8, 2016

Tittynus

tittynus .

noun, ti-ti-nus
• a sexually transmitted disease caused by being a lesbian, attracted to women, touching of the titties

Symptoms may include: extreme cases of simping, having whole body spams, and exhibiting strange boi behaviour.
Credits: ĉ̴̽o ͑́c̵̐̉k̵̀͂ (Discord)

Person 1: "Man he's being weird, he keeps spazzing out, and he's been simping over Michelle for ages"
Person 2: "You never know, he may have Tittynus

by @Debatable August 21, 2020

tittytastic

When something is more than fantastic, and the only way to describe it is comparing it to tits, thus tittytastic

"Last night was fuckin tittytastic"

by Buckets. January 3, 2008

tittyglush

The moment when a fine, upstanding woman decides to let her mammaries be viewed. See also: underside of boob.

Dude 1: "Bro I wasn't sure about Sheila but when she showed me her tittyglush I couldn't help myself."

Dude 2: "Happens to the best. Tittyglush will get you."

by tittyglushattack December 26, 2011

tittytitis

a disease in which the human body goes rabid with hormones and Males and Females) grow super sized breasts

my tittytitis and severe dude my spine is about to snap in half

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013