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titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.
By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.
by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012
mugGet the titty creammug.
When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....
Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.
by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011
mugGet the Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Tittiesmug.

Titty cream

Haygun mckineys homemade cum sauce
Hayguns cum is filled with Titty cream.
by Oooooopsdoonk.24 March 28, 2023
mugGet the Titty creammug.

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