Titties & Milk 

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)

Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!

Titties & Milk by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019

SKIM MILK TITTIES 

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.

We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.

SKIM MILK TITTIES by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

Spoiled Milk Titties 

A term for titties that spend a lot of time being naked, that if it were a cup of milk, the milk inside of them would spoil.

You know how you leave a cup out for so long the cup of milk is gonna spoil eventually? I been nekkid so much I think my titties are spoiled. The milk inside.
I like to keep these titties out, that’s spoiled milk titties

Spoiled Milk Titties by Soozaaaa January 15, 2022

Milk Jug Titties 

Massive boobies you would want to put your face in between. They range from DDD to F in size.

That busty voluptuous woman over has real Milk Jug Titties!

Milk Jug Titties by WordProvocateur November 21, 2023

tittie milk 

Typically a delicious beverage which comes from the Mammary glands of females. This term is also used as nickname for lame guys who act like pansies.

What the hell is tittie milk doing here?

tittie milk by Snootch Todabootch July 28, 2006

tittie milk

(n.) an opaque liquid that is fortified in nutrient beyond the assumed definition of "milk" as in that of a cow.
Examples:
1) carnation instant breakfast
2) milk from the breast of a human being
3) blue milk
4) fitness supplement

The stock market crashed and I am considering hitting up the red cross for blood and organ as I am unable to afford that tittie milk.

tittie milk by northbot June 25, 2026

Milky Titties 

When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.

Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!

Milky Titties by MLJP Milfz4Lyfe November 13, 2012