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SKIM MILK TITTIES 

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.
We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.
SKIM MILK TITTIES by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

Spoiled Milk Titties 

A term for titties that spend a lot of time being naked, that if it were a cup of milk, the milk inside of them would spoil.
You know how you leave a cup out for so long the cup of milk is gonna spoil eventually? I been nekkid so much I think my titties are spoiled. The milk inside.
I like to keep these titties out, that’s spoiled milk titties
Spoiled Milk Titties by Soozaaaa January 15, 2022

Milk Jug Titties 

Massive boobies you would want to put your face in between. They range from DDD to F in size.
That busty voluptuous woman over has real Milk Jug Titties!
Milk Jug Titties by WordProvocateur November 21, 2023

tittie milk 

Typically a delicious beverage which comes from the Mammary glands of females. This term is also used as nickname for lame guys who act like pansies.
What the hell is tittie milk doing here?

tittie milk

(n.) an opaque liquid that is fortified in nutrient beyond the assumed definition of "milk" as in that of a cow.
Examples:
1) carnation instant breakfast
2) milk from the breast of a human being
3) blue milk
4) fitness supplement
The stock market crashed and I am considering hitting up the red cross for blood and organ as I am unable to afford that tittie milk.
tittie milk by northbot June 25, 2026

Milky Titties 

When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.
Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!
Milky Titties by MLJP Milfz4Lyfe November 13, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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