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Amazing bouncy up towns that people like to lick/suck/touch/squeeze as much as possible!
Jeremy never passes up an opportunity to lick on some tittays.
tittays by MissTittaysOS November 26, 2015
n. the plural of tyttay. [n. gimonstronourmous boobs.
look at that girl's tyttays, they got its gravitational pull.
tittays by Spit September 7, 2004
Female boobs, another word for it. Used by Jenna Marbles.
Fondle my tittays.
Tittays by TehUberBree August 16, 2011

tittyasshands 

As used in Schoolboy Q's "Man of the Year." Tittyasshands is a medical condition of the hands, most commonly presenting in young males. Titties and ass seem to exhibit some sort of gravitational pull, akin to magnetism, upon the hands of the afflicted.
"Matt couldn't keep himself off me last night, I think he might have tittyasshands," Maddi told Lilly, describing her first date.
tittyasshands by cart g May 6, 2014

Off my tittys 

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are
Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys
Off my tittys by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

tittyshitting

like shitting, as in "youve got to be tittyshitting me!"
Come on, are you tittyshitting me? She's married?!
tittyshitting by R eezy February 3, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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