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When your body is suffering from a belly that is extremely fat and your tits are smaller than your belly. So when you sit down, your stomach sticks out further than your "tits-do".
Cheri felt bad because she noticed while eating her donut at her desk filled with crumbs that she had a severe case of "tits-do".
TITS-DO by kittyzsister July 16, 2008
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Nice hair. Circa 80s, SF Bay.
Tits-do by s&sf June 1, 2026

Tits down 

When you’re russian and mistake “tits up” for “tits down”
Lazar: “going tits down”
Sims: “tits up not down”
Lazar: “up, down, what’s the difference”
Tits down by idunnosomedude April 23, 2021

Tits-Donkey 

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.
"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.
Tits-Donkey by Sekai July 28, 2012

tits down 

The internet went tits down !
tits down by T$$$ January 18, 2017

I love having big tits and doing crime 

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil
Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

Dork Tits 

Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.
Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?
Dork Tits by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009
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