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titis 

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nag mula sa isang probinsya sa pilipinas, ang batangas, na ang ibig sabihin ay ABO NG SIGARILYO.

came from one of the provinces in the philippines, batangas, that means "cigarette's ash"
ano ba yan! nag kalat naman ang titis mo kung sansan. haha!

what the hell! you're titis are scattered everywhere. haha!!!!
titis by pinay June 13, 2004
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FAt fucki Titis 

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a desease passed on from generation to generation from one lunch box to the next fat fuck!
OR
A dangerous desease that can arrise from an obease consumtion number of cream puffs
AS peters cut in front of me at Old Country Buffet to help himself to another helping of golden brown mashed patatoes, I yelled at him, "Peters, i believe ur comin down with fatfuckitis"

totally titis

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see totally tits
totally titis by Anonymous January 18, 2003

Titistics 

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Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
Titistics by wanwanwan September 26, 2022

Titiksha 

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A smart and attractive woman. sarcastic. Gives best advices. Loves food
If in a relationship, she is reliable and caring. But expects a lots from others. hideous and most of all clumsy.
"you are a perfect mix pf introvert and extrovert... Such a titiksha

Titilope

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My thanks is everlasting . ( grateful forever) Yoruba origin, Girl name .
My name is Titilope , but Titilayo is more common
Titilope by thatbish January 4, 2014

Titestry 

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The minestry which governs tits.
Have you not been to the Titestry of late?
Yes, I was there last night!
Titestry by Titacular February 26, 2011
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