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Titantic 

the most overrated blockbuster movie of all time. Starring Leonard DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, it's about two lovers on the ill-fated maiden voyage of the British ocean liner of the same name. It's just a mushy-gushy romance and disaster flick that drags on for 4 fucking hours or so, without any of the constant excitement of Dancing With Wolves, which also lasts 4 hours. Oh sure, you can look at Kate Winslet, but the movie is boring to the max.
The Titantic soundtrack is a total hunk of trash. It's got Celine Dion on it - doesn't that tell you enough?
Titantic by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

Titantic Tally Whacker 

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

titanic face

the face you make while having sex with one hand against a window.
titanic face- “everyone has a ‘titanic for the first time’ face.” -Harry Styles
titanic face by ainhahssy August 15, 2021

Titanicization 

The tendency to compare any disaster, particularly one that is spectacular or involving transportation, to the sinking of the Titanic despite the two disasters being plainly incomparable.
When the Costa Concordia capsized many news outlets were quick to engage in titanicization of the event.
Titanicization by WT E100 October 1, 2020
Big ship
Big ship set sail
Young man meet young woman
Young man and woman fall in love
Young man paint nude of woman
Big ship hit large ice cube
Big ship sinks
Young man sinks
Young woman is rescued
Roll credits
I understand you like Titanic Barbara, but seriously, this is the FOURTEENTH time we've watched this damn movie
Titanic by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Land Titanic 

Amy: "The Land Titanic!" Hermes:"That was one really big bus!"
Land Titanic by Dark Lord Cthulhu December 23, 2011