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Tip Toeing 

Rubbing the tip of ones penis on a person's toes while they sleep.
Either I stepped in snot this morning, or someone has been tip toeing around here.
Tip Toeing by loquacious loki January 10, 2015

tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.
MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"

tip toein 

Verb:
1. To have swag.
2. To be doing something sketchy.
1. "Hey Liddell we know you tip toein!"
2. Alexa and Callyn are tip toein!

Tip toein‘ 

When you just use your front football to move in your Jordans further to your undeniable success, while you watch the faces of your haters melt.
Damn, have you seen asshat Phil tip toein‘ in his fresh new Retro 6 Gatorade Jordan‘s?
My face almost melted..
Tip toein‘ by FeelGoodPhil March 18, 2019

Tiptoeing through the tulips 

It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.
When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.

Tiptoeing 

the action of inserting the tips of your toes into someones penile slit or vaginal opening
"I enjoy tiptoeing my girlfriend"
"my girlfriend tiptoes me daily
Tiptoeing by JJohnyH May 27, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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