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A name given to Great Britain or just England by Irish people. In reference to the ‘Black and Tan’ regiments of the RIC
Man 1: “How’s your brother?”

Man 2: “Ah sure he’s grand, working on a site over in Tanland.”
tanland by Dherra June 7, 2022

Tanlandia 

The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your class piss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.
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Tanlandia by the resistence April 7, 2010

Tanlandia 

1. The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all.

2. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck because at that moment, nothing else mattered:

a) It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks.

b) It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile.

c) It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves.

d) It is laughing when kid in your class pisses off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions.

e) It is having a headband fight at lululemon.

f) It is singing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you.

g) It is calling Justin Bieber gay.

h) It is sliding down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10 pm.

i) It is climbing trees and rolling down hills and enjoying nature .

j) It is not changing for anyone but yourself. It is watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before and arguing if Robert Pattinson is hotter then Taylor Lautner (he isn’t).

k) It is screaming "HONK IF YOU WANT A FUCKING BLOW JOB" at traffic and then posting the videos on facebook
This dock is now a territory of Tanlandia!!

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Tanlandian state of mind

bonus tillandsia 

The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).
Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.

Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.

Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!

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Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!
bonus tillandsia by hayley s. April 10, 2010
A country in The Orient where business-attire neckwear is produced.
I wonder if most folks in Tieland act more formal than some other countrymen, since their main industry involves dressing up?
Tieland by QuacksO April 30, 2019
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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