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Brick Tamland 

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.
"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."
Brick Tamland by Hannah.. August 8, 2005
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Tanlandia 

The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your class piss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.
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Tanlandia by the resistence April 7, 2010

brick tamland 

the mentally retarted weather man for the legendary channel 4 news team
Brick Tamland-"i read somewhere that there(women)periods attract bears"

Brian-"ya hear that ed, bears, now ur puttin the whole sudio in jepeordy."

Brick-"the bears can smell the menstration"

Tanandroid 

When someone's camera quality is so bad it surpasses normal android quality.
Bro how did you know the exact model of that train just from the pic? That's some serious tanandroid quality.
Tanandroid by Big Skinney September 2, 2019

talandira 

talandira is a leng ting who is gonna be able to raise my kids properly
talandira by big man ting 6972453 October 20, 2020
Where all the tin comes from. Nobody knows where it is.
Bronze featuring special ingredient Tin from the far lands of Tinland (i dunno my dealer won't tell me where he gets it)
Tinland by Fauxnym January 28, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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