tanland

A name given to Great Britain or just England by Irish people. In reference to the ‘Black and Tan’ regiments of the RIC

Man 1: “How’s your brother?”

Man 2: “Ah sure he’s grand, working on a site over in Tanland.”

by Dherra June 7, 2022

Brick Tamland

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.

"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."

by Hannah.. August 8, 2005

Tanlandia

The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your class piss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.

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by the resistence April 7, 2010

brick tamland

the mentally retarted weather man for the legendary channel 4 news team

Brick Tamland-"i read somewhere that there(women)periods attract bears"

Brian-"ya hear that ed, bears, now ur puttin the whole sudio in jepeordy."

Brick-"the bears can smell the menstration"

by brick tambland May 17, 2006

Tanandroid

When someone's camera quality is so bad it surpasses normal android quality.

Bro how did you know the exact model of that train just from the pic? That's some serious tanandroid quality.

by Big Skinney September 2, 2019

talandira

My wifey

talandira is a leng ting who is gonna be able to raise my kids properly

by big man ting 6972453 October 20, 2020

Tinland

Where all the tin comes from. Nobody knows where it is.

Bronze featuring special ingredient Tin from the far lands of Tinland (i dunno my dealer won't tell me where he gets it)

by Fauxnym January 28, 2021