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Tinder-bender

Finding a hookup using the Tinder app that looks attractive on there profile picture and inviting them over, only to find out that they are less than appealing (and STILL hooking up with them).
"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."
Tinder-bender by bigr3000 October 20, 2014
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Tinder Bender

A Tinder Bender is a verb used to describe a spree of Tinder dates (meeting multiple people from the dating app Tinder) over a short amount of time.
Adam went on a Tinder Bender over Labor Day Weekend.
Tinder Bender by cici83 September 4, 2013

Tinder Bender

When you have sex with someone from tinder you just met.

Much like a fender bender it is when you hit someone from behind that you don't know yet.
Oh yeah she/he last night was just a tinder bender.
Tinder Bender by ValetLife December 2, 2015

Chicken tender bender 

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.
"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

High-Speed Tender Bender 

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

Low-Speed Tender Bender 

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

Tender Bender

Female who sleeps with multiple people while in relationships. Females who tends to have thottish tendencies.
“Aye bro you seen tyrone?” Yea my dude my boy down the street pipin some little “Tender Bender”.
Tender Bender by Whoreible Holly February 2, 2018