timeline

to timeline: To inform someone that what they just referenced/presented/discovered and showed others as something new and awesome is in fact older than crap. Origin from a "timeline" image on a message board that was to be posted at the time of timelining.

Over time, however, the process of timelining an individual is thought of as rude, due to the fact that the timelined individual has just been sassed out for no reason they are aware of.

"Hey, guys, look at this flash thing I just found! Hahaha, kamikaze watermelon-"
"TIMELINED!"

by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004

timeline

noun. a way for facebook to demand that you use your navigational skills while trying to talk to your friends

Chaz: Bro, why do you have your compass out?
Chez: Cause I can't find my friends list on this stupid timeline!

by helefant August 13, 2012

Timeline

If your seeing this, that means you’re in the right timeline.

I’m seeing this definition on UrbDic, im definitely in the right timeline then.

by disturb May 27, 2021

Timeline

Again, there is a timelines of events that you're ignoring and being a grown ass mam didn't stop Rick or anybody else from getting checked when he came at me for being late all the time nor would it stop me with anyone else.

Hym "The fact of the matter is I'm essentially the character but I also don't see you saying anything about me either. I described myself with near perfect accuracy. People are doing to me what I said they were doing. If THAT isn't rage baiting then what the fuck do you call it other than weaponized schizophrenia and what did the other people do to you for doing it? Congratulations! It worked! You can't keep ignoring the timeline. You can't ignore the fact that to me this is one singular thing that has been happening to me over the course of 15 years in a targeted fashion. I've never heard of it happening to anyone else. And NOW... I have to sit here and wait out your performative faux-confusion about how I can say this online without standing in the middle of a mall amd shouting it at the top of my lungs. And I've already said it and I'll say it again. You can come here and put a loaded gun in my hand and I'll say what ever it is you think I won't say to your face and I'll happily make it the last thing you ever hear. "

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Timeline

A “timeline” is a set of events that take place through a set period. These can be very simple or can get more complicated as you add more events to the timeline.

Kris: “Why do people keep telling me to watch Captain America: The First Avenger before Iron Man?”

Derrick: “Because it comes first in the timeline.”

by CosmicRobber September 9, 2025

Timeline Jock

A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.

Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?

by Outstandin February 6, 2012

Timeline Rape

When a friend on the popular social-networking website 'Facebook', frequently posts (or tags you) on your Timeline with content that obviously elicits your approval (or otherwise useless content) in an effort to gain your attention, publicize your relationship, or to simply annoy you.

Abraham Lincoln (Status Update)
"Go Wildcats!"
2 hours ago

Ulysses S. Grant likes your status "Go Wildcats!"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Wildcats beat Jayhawks
Ulysses S. Grant tagged you in a post: "Gettysburg address. -- with Abraham Lincoln"
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Gettysburg Address- Full Speech
Ulysses S. Grant posted a link on your timeline Feline Fetishes

//Good ol' Abe doesn't need to call out Ulysses for this incident as all their mutual friends can clearly see without a doubt, this instance of Timeline Rape.

by someguyinanambulance October 8, 2012