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Time to get a watch 

A reply you would get if you asked someone what the time was.
Bob: Excuse me ma'am, what is the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Hahaha. But seriously, what's the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Would it really hurt if you bothered to tell me?
Louise: Would it really hurt if you bothered to get a watch?
Bob: YOU WANKER
Time to get a watch by gravedog February 2, 2010
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Time to get a watch 

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.
Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(

Time to get ethnic 

A phrase to describe an imminent act of wild, crazy, drunken, inappropriate behavior that can include getting naked, dancing on furniture, cursing, telling disturbing jokes, breaking stuff and/or yelling at strangers.
Benny: Oh Rick, I am sorry to hear you lost your favorite sweater vest today.

Rick: It totally blows Benny! I LOVED that sweater vest. I am so pissed and have been drinking for the past 4 hours. It is so time to get ethnic!

time to get ill 

Foremost: response to "What's the time?"

Meaning: It's time to chill, party, get nice, ect.
What's the time?

It's time to get ill!

time to get fucked 

Someone says this when they know they are about to get naked and party hard. They Never know what is going to happen in the end. And it Doesn't even matter.
Shilah: Time for chloes
Sara: Time to get fucked.

Pocahontas: What if i got on the ship?
Bed intruder: You know it is your time to get fucked.

Time To Get ~ 

Time to get squigly
Ms.Canadas - "What does this mean?"

Mauricio - "SQUIGLY"
Derek - " What the fuck?"
(later)
Derek - " Time To Get ~!"
Time To Get ~ by DMC, MVP October 15, 2009

time to get on the ferry

A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.
Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.
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