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Time-Bleed 

(Noun) Something (Video, Game, Music, etc.) that is good for spending a lot of time, with no productive outcome (Aside from self-entertainment).

Examples include Podcasts, Live Streams/Stream Vods, Music Playlists/Albums, among other long-winded media.
This video/game/podcast/playlist is a good Time-Bleed, if you're looking for one.
Time-Bleed by FoobyDude October 15, 2019

No time to bleed 

Generally used in trash talking, when someone "has no time to bleed" it indicates that they are so badass that they can, by choice, not bleed. This can also indicate the idea that for some reason the other person could not manage to hit them, as opposed to hitting them but not making them bleed.
Guy1: "I'm going to murder you!" *shoots Guy2*
Guy2: *does not bleed from being shot* "I ain't got no time to bleed, fool!" *busts a cap in Guy2*

You attack Dude1 with your Rusty Iron Sword and miss! (279,500 hp left)
Dude1 attacks you with his Demon Sword and does 524,258 damage! (0 hp left)
You have died!
No time to bleed by DaDude9211 June 26, 2008

blead time 

The time between the time you cut yourself with a sharp object and the time you start bleeding when you wonder whether or not you will.
Cutting yourself with a triple-blade safety razor has a prolonged blead time
blead time by doctorjosh April 13, 2009

Melt into the bleeding time 

Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.
It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.

Bleedy Pooty Time 

The time of the month that a female has a menstrual cycle.



that bitch is having her bleedy pooty time!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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