timberwolves
NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04
timberwolves by 0000 October 20, 2003
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timberwolves
The sweetest basketball team ever, they got past the 1st and 2nd round last year and we have an owsome line-up with Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudsen, Ervin Johnson, Mad Dog Mark Madsen, the Candy Man Michael Olowokandi, the Mayor Fred Hoiberg, and welcome to Walley's World with Wally Szczerbiak; and we got the big three: Sam Cassell, Latrell Sprewell Spree, and The Kid, The Big Ticket, and reigning MVP, Kevin Garnett.
timberwolves by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004
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timberwolves
The best team in the NBA with MVP KG, Troy Hudson, and Wally. Timberwolves are just unlucky everytime it comes to playoffs...
timberwolves by KG April 29, 2003
Timberwolves fans
The pussiest fans ever. Think they are top shit even tho their best player kat is a little tiny piece of shit. They are the type of guys to ask to sleepover at someones elses house. Ask for a different diinner coz they don't like what is being cooked and after pizza is ordered only eats 2 slices. TO make it worse they dont want to sleep over in the end and go home. Has a chicken popcorn addiction. they also think they can shoot threes but go 0-10.
Roman: Who do u supoort
Jcab: Timberwolves fans
Roman: "does omar thornton"
Jcab: "tries to shoot a three" *bricks it*
Jcab: Timberwolves fans
Roman: "does omar thornton"
Jcab: "tries to shoot a three" *bricks it*
Timberwolves fans by sista fista May 10, 2022
Minnesota Timberwolves
The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.
dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game
dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game
dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go
Minnesota Timberwolves by mrllama11 January 24, 2010
screw the timberwolves
When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".
screw the timberwolves by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011
Minnesota Timberwolves
Avid Wolves fan: "Hey, did you catch the Minnesota Timberwolves game last night?"
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."
Minnesota Timberwolves by Raina J. April 29, 2011
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