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Timjob is the unique homosexual ability to be able to suck a dick and lick an asshole at the simultaneously. It is a play on the word rim job, tim being an acronym meaning, together in mouth.
Word on the street is that paparazzi have pictures of Gene Simmons giving Johnny Depp a timjob. I didn't even know Gene Simmons was gay.
Timjob by Justyn Kace February 9, 2009
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The act of blorching someone in the ass, while inserting dildos in the other persons hairy ass filled with crab lice.
Kevin got a timjob last night by Tim.


Did you see that timjob he got last night at the corner of the street?
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Similar to a handjob, but uses the "cleavage", the space between the breasts, instead of using one's hands.
"In this porno, Briana Banks performs a titjob on that guy."
titjob by Pamalamadingdong September 18, 2006
A really sad attempt at a handjob, where the girl actually only strokes the first inch or two (just the tip, hence "tipjob"). Often doesn't even result in ejaculation.
"I brought this girl back to my room, and all she did was make out with me for 2 hours and give me a tipjob."
tipjob by gotrocks? September 5, 2011
When you get a rimjob, and lose hair in the process, or have something stick to your ass hair, and lose hair in the process of removing it.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you walking all bow-legged?
Guy 2: My brother's a jerk and put super glue down the back of my jeans, so I got a trimjob trying to get it all off.
Guy 1: You from Brazil?
trimjob by ChubbyPuppy June 6, 2011

Scythian Titjob 

The removal of someone's tit, as the Amazons of Scythia were thought to have done in order to shoot arrows better
Yo Ishigami! That Fujiwara chick can shoot arrows so much better now since she got that Scythian Titjob!
Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.
Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.
Tim job by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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