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A small inferior boy. Seems convinced that he is the king of Call of Duty 4, when it's blatanty clear that he fails. Has been known to masturbate at the thought of Chuck Norris while smearing his body with Muller yohgurt. He is also adopted.
Rofl, look at that peice of sh*t on the floor! Kind of reminds me of Timbob.
timbob by SimonTM April 27, 2008

timbo in the face 

to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.
remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!

that was so timbo in the face!!
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Timbotanix 

Timbotanix is an amazing, extremely funny, very talented person
Wow Look at that guy! he is such a Timbotanix!
Timbotanix by big likker October 25, 2020

timbourine 

A half Australian-half Filipino goofball creature with a competitive ability in nocturnal activity. Oversleeps often, and is known to run over kangaroos in its native environment. Approach these goofballs with caution, they are known to skilfully use your own body weight against you. Strong creatures have been taken down by the deceptively goofy looking timbourine.

Also have a lot of identity issues so tend to reject use of the label "timbourine"... harmless goofballs really so go ahead and refer to them as such!
Also good shags.
Mmmm... timbourine... yes...
I am not a toy timbourine!!
Late for work again timbourine?
timbourine by kr_ldn March 13, 2011

Timboe Technique 

When you put 4 in the stink and your thumb in the pink
“I hit this bitch with the Timboe technique last night she was squealing like a pig”

Spinning Timbo

On Fifa 11, a player who is unable to score no matter how hard he/she may try. He/she usually gets close but ends up missing in a frustrating/laughable manner.
Player 1: I need to score! I need to score get me the ball!

Player 2: Okay here it comes your wide open you better not miss!

(Player 1 shoots, hits the crossbar and the defender kicks it out)

Player 2: HOW DID YOU MISS THAT!?

Player 3: WTF MAN!?

Player 1: Sorry guys.

Player 4: That guys a Spinning Timbo.
Spinning Timbo by Fifaplayer123 October 9, 2010
A timbo is a sexual position unparalleled in greatness. It occurs when a man is lying down on a bed and a woman mounts his member. She then places a firm grip on an above-hanging ceiling fan, as the fan spins, the woman will spin also. She maintains intercourse while spinning, which causes extreme pleasure for both parties.
Yo me and my girl were going at it all night long. I hit that shit doggy style, missionary, but when she grabbed that ceiling fan for the timbo, I couldn't hold back and popped right in that.
Timbo by Body-T April 20, 2006
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Soul digger

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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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