timbob
A small inferior boy. Seems convinced that he is the king of Call of Duty 4, when it's blatanty clear that he fails. Has been known to masturbate at the thought of Chuck Norris while smearing his body with Muller yohgurt. He is also adopted.
timbo in the face
to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.
remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!
that was so timbo in the face!!
that was so timbo in the face!!
timbo in the face by Timbo until tomorrow November 16, 2009
Related Words
timbob • Timbo bounce • Timbo • TimJob • timboes • Timbotanix • Timboah • Timboe Technique • timboew • Timbofa
Timbotanix
Timbotanix by big likker October 25, 2020
timbourine
A half Australian-half Filipino goofball creature with a competitive ability in nocturnal activity. Oversleeps often, and is known to run over kangaroos in its native environment. Approach these goofballs with caution, they are known to skilfully use your own body weight against you. Strong creatures have been taken down by the deceptively goofy looking timbourine.
Also have a lot of identity issues so tend to reject use of the label "timbourine"... harmless goofballs really so go ahead and refer to them as such!
Also good shags.
Also have a lot of identity issues so tend to reject use of the label "timbourine"... harmless goofballs really so go ahead and refer to them as such!
Also good shags.
timbourine by kr_ldn March 13, 2011
Timboe Technique
Timboe Technique by Coochiemane69 June 7, 2020
Spinning Timbo
On Fifa 11, a player who is unable to score no matter how hard he/she may try. He/she usually gets close but ends up missing in a frustrating/laughable manner.
Player 1: I need to score! I need to score get me the ball!
Player 2: Okay here it comes your wide open you better not miss!
(Player 1 shoots, hits the crossbar and the defender kicks it out)
Player 2: HOW DID YOU MISS THAT!?
Player 3: WTF MAN!?
Player 1: Sorry guys.
Player 4: That guys a Spinning Timbo.
Player 2: Okay here it comes your wide open you better not miss!
(Player 1 shoots, hits the crossbar and the defender kicks it out)
Player 2: HOW DID YOU MISS THAT!?
Player 3: WTF MAN!?
Player 1: Sorry guys.
Player 4: That guys a Spinning Timbo.
Spinning Timbo by Fifaplayer123 October 9, 2010
Timbo
A timbo is a sexual position unparalleled in greatness. It occurs when a man is lying down on a bed and a woman mounts his member. She then places a firm grip on an above-hanging ceiling fan, as the fan spins, the woman will spin also. She maintains intercourse while spinning, which causes extreme pleasure for both parties.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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