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Timjob is the unique homosexual ability to be able to suck a dick and lick an asshole at the simultaneously. It is a play on the word rim job, tim being an acronym meaning, together in mouth.

Word on the street is that paparazzi have pictures of Gene Simmons giving Johnny Depp a timjob. I didn't even know Gene Simmons was gay.

Timjob by Justyn Kace February 9, 2009

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TimJob

The act of blorching someone in the ass, while inserting dildos in the other persons hairy ass filled with crab lice.

Kevin got a timjob last night by Tim.

Did you see that timjob he got last night at the corner of the street?

TimJob by blorchinator123.456.4.0.6950.3 January 15, 2009

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titjob

Similar to a handjob, but uses the "cleavage", the space between the breasts, instead of using one's hands.

"In this porno, Briana Banks performs a titjob on that guy."

titjob by Pamalamadingdong September 18, 2006

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tipjob

A really sad attempt at a handjob, where the girl actually only strokes the first inch or two (just the tip, hence "tipjob"). Often doesn't even result in ejaculation.

"I brought this girl back to my room, and all she did was make out with me for 2 hours and give me a tipjob."

tipjob by gotrocks? September 5, 2011

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trimjob

When you get a rimjob, and lose hair in the process, or have something stick to your ass hair, and lose hair in the process of removing it.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you walking all bow-legged?
Guy 2: My brother's a jerk and put super glue down the back of my jeans, so I got a trimjob trying to get it all off.
Guy 1: You from Brazil?

trimjob by ChubbyPuppy June 6, 2011

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Scythian Titjob

The removal of someone's tit, as the Amazons of Scythia were thought to have done in order to shoot arrows better

Yo Ishigami! That Fujiwara chick can shoot arrows so much better now since she got that Scythian Titjob!

Scythian Titjob by BoschJamesBosch March 5, 2020

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Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.

Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.

Tim job by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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