Timjob 

Timjob is the unique homosexual ability to be able to suck a dick and lick an asshole at the simultaneously. It is a play on the word rim job, tim being an acronym meaning, together in mouth.

Word on the street is that paparazzi have pictures of Gene Simmons giving Johnny Depp a timjob. I didn't even know Gene Simmons was gay.

Timjob by Justyn Kace February 9, 2009

TimJob 

The act of blorching someone in the ass, while inserting dildos in the other persons hairy ass filled with crab lice.

Kevin got a timjob last night by Tim.


Did you see that timjob he got last night at the corner of the street?

TimJob by blorchinator123.456.4.0.6950.3 January 15, 2009

titjob 

Similar to a handjob, but uses the "cleavage", the space between the breasts, instead of using one's hands.

"In this porno, Briana Banks performs a titjob on that guy."

titjob by Pamalamadingdong September 18, 2006

tipjob 

A really sad attempt at a handjob, where the girl actually only strokes the first inch or two (just the tip, hence "tipjob"). Often doesn't even result in ejaculation.

"I brought this girl back to my room, and all she did was make out with me for 2 hours and give me a tipjob."

tipjob by gotrocks? September 5, 2011

trimjob

When you get a rimjob, and lose hair in the process, or have something stick to your ass hair, and lose hair in the process of removing it.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you walking all bow-legged?
Guy 2: My brother's a jerk and put super glue down the back of my jeans, so I got a trimjob trying to get it all off.
Guy 1: You from Brazil?

trimjob by ChubbyPuppy June 6, 2011

Scythian Titjob 

The removal of someone's tit, as the Amazons of Scythia were thought to have done in order to shoot arrows better

Yo Ishigami! That Fujiwara chick can shoot arrows so much better now since she got that Scythian Titjob!

Scythian Titjob by BoschJamesBosch March 5, 2020

Tim job 

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.

Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.

Tim job by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018