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A tillia. One of the most complex, hideous creatures on the planet. Most of them are known to have huge assholes. Spread as far as thy eye can see. They should be attending AA, but they insist they dont have a "problem". they also have small body features.. i.e: saggy tits, small beady rat eyes,mini piggy noses, scaly lizard skin, african goldmine hair. Most are intrested in females.
whoah, that girl most be a tillia!
is that a boy, no! thats a tillia
tillia by katarex August 25, 2011
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Dirty Tillia 

A dirty Tillia, a girl who projects smelly fluid out of her rectum during intercourse
That dirty Tillia shat on me during sex!
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Tillising 

Abstaining from washing one's hands after using the restroom and instead depending on your values to keep one's food from being contaminated or one's hands from being covered in shit.
"Whoa, man-why didn't you wash your hands after you took a dump? Don't you know you could have fecal matter all over your nasty ass hands?" "Nah, it's cool. I'm tillising." "Whatever, dude. Don't you ever touch my fries again."
The most beautiful girl on the planet. The best definition of perfect . Tillie will be you best friend and will insult you a lot but won’t mean any off it. She is funny kind smart and just plain perfect. No one compares to tillie
Tillie is so amazing
Tillie by . June 11, 2018

Tillie Nutter 

A deliciously scrumptious donut with chocolate icing and small walnut chunks.
I will take one glazed donut and two tillie nutters.
Tillie Nutter by Colin Sherrill June 16, 2008
That guy you know who always seems to have it going his way. He isn't the coolest kid but he has his choice of friends. The people that dont know him well look at him and see a kind, attractive, athletic, and natural leader. The people that do know him well see him as a loyal and loving friend that will you give you the shirt off his back. Everyone that finds one is sure to keep them close.
Norm Girl: What's it like to be with any guy you want?

(Bombshell): Messin around is always fun, but I hope I will find a Tillman later.

Norm Girl: What's a Tillman?

(Bombshell): Perfection in a guy, you'll know when you meet one.
Tillman by Intelligence August 2, 2012
A person sooo beautiful and amazing. You can't fault a Tillie. Most men get erections when seeing such a flawless woman. Shes intelligent, easy going and anyone can fall for her.
David: Jeeeezze, i cant stop tinking bout dis gurl. but i dunno why. Her names Tillie.

Matt: course man, shes a tillie they ave dat effect on every1.
Tillie by shankyublud June 23, 2010
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