tilliam 

The most handsome, smart and best Norwegian boi ever and he gets bullied by nisser on a daily basis

Fuck that tilliam boi
Yea he is a piece of shit

tilliam by Nissehater123 October 12, 2019

tilliam 

Tilliam is the definitionof awsomness. He is the best person to ever live and he is loved by millions. He also is very friendly and has a great personality

Person 1: Holy fucking shitt is that Tilliam?
Person2: No it's just Hakim:(

tilliam by IngenNavnErLedigSåBrukerDette December 6, 2019

Tillian 

Tillian is the shipped name of two lovers named Tyler and Gillian. They both love each other, but don't know it. All of their friends know so they tease them about it. Everyone tries to convince them to date but they don't. Their love will be forever because it's so strong.

Aw Tillian is so cute, they should date already!

Tillian by Tillian Lovers May 4, 2014

Tillamook Tickle 

The act of getting tea-bagged while simultaneously tickling your partners taint.

As the sunset became more romantic she softly whispered in the Colonel's ear "can we, can we, do the Tillamook Tickle tonight Angus?"

Tillamook Tickle by BigButton August 3, 2015

Tillamook Bob 

Surly folk inhabiting the coastal lowlands of the Pacific Northwest. Known for having a style made up of shorts that are too short for any man and an ensemble of clothing that seemed to have originated from Native American tribal members crossed with French Canadian fur trappers and Burt Reynolds. Typically these beasts emerge in parties, wedding receptions, bar mitzvah's, cruise ships, and bingo parlors smelling of cheap whiskey and malt liquor. It is after ambushing these events that they attempt to entertain guests and make eyes with any and all willing party goers. Often putting on displays of song and dance similar to those of the Dayak headhunters but with sexually ambiguous undertones.

Dude, did you see that guy driving the '83 Iroc with the inflatable doll passenger? He was a complete Tillamook Bob with that over-grown mullet and buckskin jacket. I wonder who's party he was going to crash?

Tillamook Bob by fixtaco January 20, 2010

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test 

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011

Tillamook 

a green furry vicious and dangerous animal that will kill you without even thinking about it.

"hey bob watsup?"
"shut up larry!! im being hunted by a tillamook!!"
"oh shit! can i help?
"no get lost, it will smell youre axe deodorant!"
"ok man im out" *gets mauled by tillamook*

Tillamook by harvey von guggenheim December 27, 2008