Father: Last night, I dreamed that Justin Bieber was deported.
Misinformed Pre-teen Daughter: OMG daddy, that's a terrible nightmare!!!
Father: Nah bitch, that's a tightmare.

Tightmare by KevBurn January 10, 2011

Related Words

Tightum • teightum • Tightmare • Tightmud • tightsmagnet • tightur • tight unit • TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome • Tight man • tight mit

tightur

Tightur. The word used when "tight" is not enough. When one wants to be held tight, but something is lacking... Tightur is what should be said for all to understand.

Nikki: hold me tight
Logi: how tight?
Both: tightur

tightur by Ballaholicgangstacat January 9, 2014

tightsmagnet

Someone who wears tights or leggings to show off legs and bottom to others for purposes of stimulation.

Wearing her black opaque tights as leggings she went on the town to tease the guys with her peachy bottom as full blown tightsmagnet.

tightsmagnet by kimsherman July 2, 2019

teightum

A really pretty girl with a taste in guys. She is Sophia's best friend and they could never separate. She is an AWESOME kisser and never lets anyone down. Teightum is a really smart gal and sweet. But if you cross her bad side you'll want to move planets and change your name.

OMG look it's Teightum and Sophia!

teightum by TaylorSwiftsbsf February 15, 2024

Tightmud

Someone who is stingy to the point that it is costly to their health. Particularly their hygiene.

He’s a bit of tightmud for having no water bill, isn’t he?
What kind of tightmud avoids buying tooth paste?
Don’t be such a tughtmud, it’s good soap!

Tightmud by QuarterAlive June 27, 2025

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026