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Tightmare 

Any pleasurable dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of exhilaration, euphoria, pure bliss, etc.
Father: Last night, I dreamed that Justin Bieber was deported.
Misinformed Pre-teen Daughter: OMG daddy, that's a terrible nightmare!!!
Father: Nah bitch, that's a tightmare.
Tightmare by KevBurn January 10, 2011
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Tightur. The word used when "tight" is not enough. When one wants to be held tight, but something is lacking... Tightur is what should be said for all to understand.
Nikki: hold me tight
Logi: how tight?
Both: tightur
tightur by Ballaholicgangstacat January 9, 2014

tightsmagnet 

Someone who wears tights or leggings to show off legs and bottom to others for purposes of stimulation.
Wearing her black opaque tights as leggings she went on the town to tease the guys with her peachy bottom as full blown tightsmagnet.
tightsmagnet by kimsherman July 2, 2019
A really pretty girl with a taste in guys. She is Sophia's best friend and they could never separate. She is an AWESOME kisser and never lets anyone down. Teightum is a really smart gal and sweet. But if you cross her bad side you'll want to move planets and change your name.
OMG look it's Teightum and Sophia!
teightum by TaylorSwiftsbsf February 15, 2024

Tightmud 

Someone who is stingy to the point that it is costly to their health. Particularly their hygiene.
He’s a bit of tightmud for having no water bill, isn’t he?
What kind of tightmud avoids buying tooth paste?
Don’t be such a tughtmud, it’s good soap!
Tightmud by QuarterAlive June 27, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026