tightur

Tightur. The word used when "tight" is not enough. When one wants to be held tight, but something is lacking... Tightur is what should be said for all to understand.

Nikki: hold me tight
Logi: how tight?
Both: tightur

tightur by Ballaholicgangstacat January 9, 2014

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we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

we are tighter than bark on a tree by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

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Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Tighter than mosquito pussy by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

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Tightarming

The necessary action of keeping the arms tight to the body to hide unsigthly sweat patches around the arm pits. When all else fails, it is the last line of defence.

Jerry was forced into tightarming, after his decision to wear a light grey tee to the club disasterously backfired when his new anti perspirant failed him in front of the laidies.

Tightarming by cornstalk August 24, 2009