Tight Rules

Meaningless phrase that sounds hip enough for nobody to question it. This enables you to sound like you have your finger on the urban pulse when in reality you sit in your country house all day playing classical music and looking at your monkey puzzle tree. Can be used as a response to pretty much any statement, depending on it's infliction.

1. (positive infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Hey! We've scored some buzz on the dip with the floonies up whitespit!
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!

2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.

Tight Rules by Turnip Song May 13, 2005

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The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

The Tight-Pant Rule by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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