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The inevitable result of trying to eat a microwaved (sloppy) pie while driving a car and wearing a suit.

Microwave meat pies are notoriously sloppy and tend to collapse mid-way through. When the eater is wearing a suit, the hot sloppy filling drops onto his tie, ruining it and causing embarrassment for the rest of the day.
I was driving at 60 when my hot meat pie collapsed and gave me Tiepie.

My $200 silk tie was ruined!
Tiepie by The Noam Gnome May 29, 2011
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Wing-Tippies 

The tips of eyeliner.
Your wing-tippies are uneven.
Wing-Tippies by Phillybyrd March 31, 2017

timepiece gentleman 

Pulled a bad publicity stunt online, lied about the reason, blame everyone for the bad reception and negative comments. Apologised to the public as the last resort. Narcissistic douchebag
No publicity is bad publicity unless your done a timepiece gentleman
Watch Salesman 1: How can we get more than $15 for this watch?
Watch Salesman 2: Add 4 zeroes on to the end of the price, and call it a timepiece.
Watch Salesman 1: Brilliant!
timepiece by SailorMeeko December 20, 2006

Tippie College Of Business 

The Tippie College of Business, better known as "Tippie", is the business school located at the University of Iowa in Iowa City, Iowa. Established as the College of Commerce in 1921, Tippie is one of the oldest and top ranked business schools in the United States. The college is named after 1949 graduate, Henry B. Tippie—marking the first academic division at the University of Iowa to be named after an alumnus. The college is located in the Pappajohn Business Building, which is named after Des Moines venture capitalist, John Pappajohn, a 1952 graduate of the college.
Hey look it's Tulsi the Tippie Jock walking into the Tippie College of Business

tierieus 

HOLY FUK THAT GUY IS COOL OMG HE HAS FRIENDS UNLIKE A KID NAMED ECHO689 LOLOLOL NOBODY LIKES YOU AAAHHHH HSOMEONE KILL MEEEEE
dumb shit ask : lol that guy is tierieus
other dumb shit: WOAH THATS COOOLLL
that guy : yep that me
tierieus by ehehehehheehehimaloser October 16, 2019
When someone’s clothing defies all comprehension due to its perfection. Someone looking tiepin is on a godly level in comparison to the rest of us lesser mortals.
Geeeee, he is looking tiepin! I am nothing compared to him

Hey, Jenny you are looking hella tiepin today
Tiepin by Hagrid_256 December 12, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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