The ruler of the the Ryui Nation, it is a mysterious being, who may or may not be predictable. It commonly resides in a far-off cave that really no one seems to no about. They say it travels trough time, commonly visiting Earth's past world named Terra.
"Fear the treepeoples, it outnumbers us by itself. Don't fight, immortals aren't even a match for it. It is always watching you." -Zerith from The chronicles of Carni
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).