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ticklement 

To be punished by being tickled. Considered a socially-acceptable torture by some and just plain silly by others. Regardless, ticklement is a severe punishment by any standards, as the victim of ticklement will giggle, laugh, and probably kick and scream violently until they wet their pants or pass out from lack of breath; or, on rare occasions, those giving the punishment might run out of energy, leaving the victim gasping for breath while simultaneously wheezing the last few chuckles out of their system.
Note - Ticklement is extremely effective if the victim is ticklish and giggles like a girl.
Haley - "Don't take my phone unless you want severe ticklement."
Dan - "No! Not ticklement!"
ticklement by dan.s October 23, 2008

Ticklenuts 

Authority figure that is clearly gay but refuses to admit it.
"Hey Ticklenuts, do the damn payroll!"

Ticklehurt 

When something both tickles and hurts at the same time
When someone is rubbing a knot in your back and it both hurts and tickles or feels good, therefore its a ticklehurt.
Ticklehurt by Wigfam December 27, 2014

ticklenuts 

a fun game played amongst straight teenagers pretending to be gay, where two people get blindfolded in a dark room and attempt to grab each other’s balls as quickly and efficiently as possible
“wow, what a great party this is”
“i think i know how it could be better”
“how so?”
“we should get everyone to play ticklenuts right now
“what a splendid idea!”
ticklenuts by poop_chemist January 22, 2022

ticklenuts elmo 

its an elmo that has "magic fingers",wears a pink silk jacket, and loves tigger way,way,way too much.

*CORRECT DEFINITION*
when elmo stays up way too late,has a lot of guys and beer in the equation.:) all that equals ticklenuts elmo

Ticklehurt 

When something both tickles and hurts at the same time
When someone is rubbing a knot in your back and it both hurts and tickles or feels good, therefore its a ticklehurt.
Ticklehurt by Wigfam December 27, 2014