Thwomper
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(noun) an extremely painful erection, frequently obtained after a rough night of sexual intercourse. Often irritated by the zipper or rough fabric of a trouser.
Bro 1: Why do you look so pained, friend?
Bro 2: It's this thwamper I can't shake. This thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!
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Wife: Do you want to go again tonight honey?
Husband: I don't know sugar, it looks like tonight's gonna be a thwamper.
Bro 2: It's this thwamper I can't shake. This thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!
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Wife: Do you want to go again tonight honey?
Husband: I don't know sugar, it looks like tonight's gonna be a thwamper.
thwamper by The Lazy Testicle October 29, 2010
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thomper by whoadies coyotes February 17, 2022
twomper
What seriously stupid people call twenty dollars worth of weed. Some not quite so retarded synonyms would be, a dub, dub sack, twenty sack, etc.
David: Lemme get a twomper yo!
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.
twomper by Jon293i14i129 September 23, 2007