Thwomper 

A thirty pack of beer.

Posted up with a thwomper of C minus.

Thwomper by Frit0 March 13, 2011

Twomper 

Twenty dollars worth of cocaine.

Lets pick up a couple twompers and hit the bars.

Twomper by Danny Boy Ash March 17, 2010

Twomper 

A girl typically a little more than thicc with high confidence and low self esteem

She's a Twomper

Twomper by Fosty the snowman July 6, 2017

thwamper 

(noun) an extremely painful erection, frequently obtained after a rough night of sexual intercourse. Often irritated by the zipper or rough fabric of a trouser.

Bro 1: Why do you look so pained, friend?

Bro 2: It's this thwamper I can't shake. This thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!

OR

Wife: Do you want to go again tonight honey?

Husband: I don't know sugar, it looks like tonight's gonna be a thwamper.

thwamper by The Lazy Testicle October 29, 2010

thomper 

extra fat, juicy pussy

Damn, she got a nice looking thomper

thomper by whoadies coyotes February 17, 2022

twomper 

What seriously stupid people call twenty dollars worth of weed. Some not quite so retarded synonyms would be, a dub, dub sack, twenty sack, etc.

David: Lemme get a twomper yo!
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.

twomper by Jon293i14i129 September 23, 2007

thwomped 

aggressively humped by they/them

yo bro u just got thwomped

thwomped by thwompmom24 April 19, 2022