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Twomper
Twomper by Danny Boy Ash March 17, 2010
thwamper
(noun) an extremely painful erection, frequently obtained after a rough night of sexual intercourse. Often irritated by the zipper or rough fabric of a trouser.
Bro 1: Why do you look so pained, friend?
Bro 2: It's this thwamper I can't shake. This thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!
OR
Wife: Do you want to go again tonight honey?
Husband: I don't know sugar, it looks like tonight's gonna be a thwamper.
Bro 2: It's this thwamper I can't shake. This thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!
OR
Wife: Do you want to go again tonight honey?
Husband: I don't know sugar, it looks like tonight's gonna be a thwamper.
thwamper by The Lazy Testicle October 29, 2010
thomper
thomper by whoadies coyotes February 17, 2022
twomper
What seriously stupid people call twenty dollars worth of weed. Some not quite so retarded synonyms would be, a dub, dub sack, twenty sack, etc.
David: Lemme get a twomper yo!
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.
twomper by Jon293i14i129 September 23, 2007
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