Twomped- The past tense version of the word twomp. To twomp is a special way to rapidly thrust the penis in and out of a womans
vagina creating slight friction combined with the naturally moist envirnonment to stimulate the sexual organs. Twomping however can only be acheived by a
man who is highly skilled in the art. For it to be considered twomping
the man must shift his hips in a certain manner that causes multiple orgasms and g-spot stimulation to the woman putting her into a euphoric state of hypnotism. Twomping for more than three minutes can create a pleasure overload that can possibly cause an epileptic seizure. The side effect of bieng properly twomped is a need to shower the
man with expensive gifts and stalk him. If a
man properly twomps a woman then cuts off relations with her it can put her into a deep psycotic state of depression where she
may ultimately foam at the mouth and attemp
murder and or suicide.