Thwartched

When plans are thwarted due to sharting suddenly.see shartthwart

My plans for sending the package were thwartched while standing in line at the post office.shartthwart

Thwartched by AJfromLA December 15, 2011

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Thatched

When you monumentally overspeed on pre drinks and get so lit you fill up a sink full of spew and pass out

Kimbo: dude what happened to you last night

Guy got thatched: man i totally thatched it last night

Thatched by Dawgy1010 June 18, 2017

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one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

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To avoid or stop a fart mid stream. Can include a grimace and clenched cheeks.

My stomach was bubbling, I was about to let one rip when my crush walked by. I thwarted just in time.

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being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent

Daniel can't play League, he got thatched by his girlfriend

Tommy and Andy won't be going to Japan Inn because their parents thatched them

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Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.

Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!

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A structure w/ a straw roof and stone-like- walls that Trogdor loves to BURNINATE

The peasants watched in horror as Trogdor burninated them and their thatched-roofed cottages.

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