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adj, beyond being thirsty and parched. When a person is literally just dying to get some.
Dayum, look at that stalker-ass girl trying to get chose. She must be tharched!
tharched by moi moy December 5, 2011
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Thatched 

When you monumentally overspeed on pre drinks and get so lit you fill up a sink full of spew and pass out
Kimbo: dude what happened to you last night

Guy got thatched: man i totally thatched it last night
Thatched by Dawgy1010 June 18, 2017

thatched roof cottages 

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...
"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

thatched 

being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent
Daniel can't play League, he got thatched by his girlfriend

Tommy and Andy won't be going to Japan Inn because their parents thatched them
thatched by Rachel Bumbu May 10, 2018

thatched roof cottages 

Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.
Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!
thatched roof cottages by MC93 August 5, 2004

thatched-roof cottage 

A structure w/ a straw roof and stone-like- walls that Trogdor loves to BURNINATE
The peasants watched in horror as Trogdor burninated them and their thatched-roofed cottages.
thatched-roof cottage by Vap January 25, 2005

thatched-roof cottages 

n. the form of shelter, primarily used by the peasants which are burninated by Trogdor, the burninator.
Trogdor just stomped my thatched-roof cottage!
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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