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Thuringian Tower 

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.

therein lies the rub 

there is the snag, problem, obstacle
from Hamlet
We could go to the park, but i left my keys in the ice cream factory, therein lies the rub.

Thuringowa State HighSchool 

Thuringowa state high school also known as gowa is a school mainly filled with stoners and girls with multiple hair colours. Thuringowa is located in Townsville and is in the ghetto region of the town. This school is whack.
“That silly fulla goes to Thuringowa State HighSchool
If it is awesome, that’s Thurain.
thurain by Mozbit March 15, 2021

Thurkin it 

v. to jerk it. to jerk off. to rub one out. to crank it.
Dave was just thurkin it when I walked into the room today.
Thurkin it by Asian Sloth December 18, 2008

Thurenzo 

Person: What’s your name?
Thurenzo: My name is Thurenzo
Person: Oh My GOSH hi
Thurenzo by DonaldBiden August 13, 2022