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Thunkin' 

A swift beating to the head with a blunt object that will usually cause death, the item ussualy used is a frying pan but other objects can be used as well, this term can also refer to anhilitating someone in a fist fight or beating your girlfriend but when used in these scenarios it must be referred to as a thunking not a thunkin' for example "My girl friend didn't make my Mac and cheese the why I like it so she's getting a thunking when I get home." The person who is giving the Thunkin' is referred to as the thunker while the victim is referred to as the thunkee.
Thunker: You call me gay one more time and I'm gonna give you a Thunkin'.
Thunkee: You're probably just gonna bend more over and finger my anus.
*Thunker swiftly hits the thunkee over the head with a frying pan causing immediate death*
Thunkin' by Thunker January 17, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
it be like when my man cp gets j lipps wit the shiestmixxx then he be up in the air about to dunk it but yo my mans be puttin it around his back then grabbin it while in midday yo then he slam it so hard he rip the net kiddd
thunkin by yo its the jeepsta October 15, 2004
when your so dumb that after someone says something you ask again what they said even though you heard it clearly
Chris: Be back at 12:15
Andrew: wait what time?
Chris: bro your so tunkin
Tunkin by Morris10 April 26, 2021
a thunkie is when someone says or does somthing outa pocket
you seen what lil mike did, dude ass a straight up thunkie
thunkie by I’m lil bro September 30, 2020

trunkin it 

Every possible space is taken inside the car, driver, shotgun, both window seats, bitch, double bitch, and diver. So the last person has to ride trunk.
Danny (just dove into diver seat) " Lex, looks like your trunkin it"

Lex (person summonsed to the trunk) "Fuck, alright just dont go over any shitty roads"
trunkin it by JungleBunnys June 6, 2010

I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that 

When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.
You goin’ golfing er what?

Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.
Word of the Day on October 9, 2019

Thinkin Flicka

When someone uses a common word or phrase associated with a certain ethnicity or religion that doesn't actually belong to that ethnicity or religion. It can also be used as a response if someone asks you about your ethnicity or religion and you don't want to give them a real answer.
Darrell, what is called when "the man" has got you down?

We call it thinkin flicka.
Thinkin Flicka by Todash Today December 23, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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