Thunder Beak 

When man and girl get together to and proceed to start having intercourse. The man will then take out his penis and shove it up her nose and go in and out until his baby yoghurt flies up into her nostril.

In any situation, if this does not work, then man should start to get a blow job, and before he drops a load, stick it into her nose and let if fly loose.

Some noses may be tough to fit it in. But if you just stretch it, you should be alright.

man:
D00d!! last night, me and that girl totally got together, i gave her a wicked thunder beak. She said it was brutal.
Friend:
dood that is insane!! you gotta try to hook me up with a girl so i can thunder beak her.

Thunder Beak by iJustFuckedYourNose April 11, 2009

Thunderbeast 

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

Thunderbeast by JFleeg October 27, 2008

thunderbead 

1. pretty necklaces that little grannies wear
2. Round beads that light up
3. Beads you stick up your anal hole for enjoyment. funfunfun

It feels soo good when my boyfriend stuck thunderbeads up my anal hole

thunderbead by SEXPANTHERSOPHIEG June 12, 2008

ThunderBeard

Head coach of the Demolition City Roller Derby League of Evansville, IN. Named thus for his thunderous voice and violent beard.

ThunderBeard said to call off the jam!!!

ThunderBeard by Unequalled November 1, 2008

Thunderbear 

A football team from Juneau Alaska

Dang those thunderbears are the best in the US.

Thunderbear by urmomdum March 9, 2018

thunderbear 

A strong, powerful and cunning bear that intimidates enemies by making stomping sounds emulating a herd of mama moose.

I was scared because I thought I was gettting chased by a mama moose, but it was just a thunderbear.

thunderbear by Imeanreally? March 10, 2018

Thunderbear 

Something dauntingly powerful or intimidating.

That dude is a damn Thunderbear. I wouldn't wanna fuck with him.

Thunderbear by VictimsofVirtue July 16, 2019