Thunderbake

when you bake an image so hard it's just incomprehensible to the human eye

"yo, dude... did you see Jake's new discord pfp? somebody thunderbaked that shit."

Thunderbake by thunderbaker May 19, 2026

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.

Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.

Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbite 

Massive case of under bite.

Hey bro, check out that bitch, she rockin' a thunderbite!

Thunderbite by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

Thunderbucket 

When one is afflicted by food poisoning or 'the shits', and you are confined to staying on the toilet producing inhuman quantities of faecal matter for up to several days.
I.E. "Ride the thunderbucket"

"Something in that burrito didn't go down well... had to ride the Thunderbucket all night last night!"

"If I eat that i'll definatly have to ride the thunderbucket."

Thunderbucket by wordsandthings September 4, 2011

thunderhawked

drunk to the point of feeling a hawk-like agility combined with the earth-shaking power of thunder; belligerently drunk

"I got so thunderhawked at that party last night, bro."

"I'm feeling saucy, let's get thunderhawked tonight."

thunderhawked by collegeboy May 5, 2008

thunderbeef 

a thunderous and beefy fart.

“bro did you just thunderbeef? thats nasty!”
“my bad”

thunderbeef by vcat_ February 11, 2022