Thunderbear 

A football team from Juneau Alaska

Dang those thunderbears are the best in the US.

Thunderbear by urmomdum March 9, 2018

thunderbear 

A strong, powerful and cunning bear that intimidates enemies by making stomping sounds emulating a herd of mama moose.

I was scared because I thought I was gettting chased by a mama moose, but it was just a thunderbear.

thunderbear by Imeanreally? March 10, 2018

Thunderbear 

Something dauntingly powerful or intimidating.

That dude is a damn Thunderbear. I wouldn't wanna fuck with him.

Thunderbear by VictimsofVirtue July 16, 2019

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.

Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.

Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

thunderblast 

The act of shotgunning an energy drink (preferably a Monster) so that you drink an entire energy drink in 5 or so seconds.

Inspired by the TV show "Human Giant," Where there is a fictional energy drink called Thunderblast that caused a heart explosion.

Ryan: Let's get some Monsters and thunderblast!
John: Hell Yeah!
Pat: I don't want to, my stomach doesn't feel good.
John: Don't be a pussy Pat.
Ryan: Yeah if we're thunderblasting, you are too.
Pat: Fine.

thunderblast by Ryan Cast May 19, 2008

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

Thunderbird 

Pseudo syncope
When approached in an awkward situation fake unconsciousness.

Smokey--copyright 2017

"Smokey, please don't thunderbird her again."
"Smokey, she is coming back thunderbird!"

Thunderbird by Smokey/Thunderbird August 29, 2017