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Thumb Duck

The act of ducking your thumb down just as you're about to shake someone's hand. If done properly, your hand will slide past theirs, and they'll be left awkwardly grabbing your wrist, looking very confused.
Did you see that? I just thumb ducked the crap out of that chump.
by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009
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thumbdick

–noun (offensive)

1. a person with a penis the size of a thumb.
2. a stupid, irritating, jackass.
ftballrulz: WAna cyber ?
PalePumpkinHead: This is your mother, thumbdick.
ftballrulz: u r a bull dyke.
by PalePumpkinHead December 15, 2008
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thumbfucked

Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.
by jpg3 July 17, 2011
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Thumbsucker

An adult who whines about very trivial things. Making them appear childish.
A woman sitting at a traffic light, behind a car displaying a non-Christian Evolve Fish emblem, yelled unchristian obscenities to the driver.
The passenger in the car next to her rolled down his window, and calmly asked? "Do you realize how childish your behaving?"
At this she screamed more angry obscenities.
The passenger calmly waited for her to calm down, and as if speaking to a child, said. "Where's your mommy? Thumbsucker."
by Chat Noir May 24, 2008
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thumbfuck

to insert ones thumb into the anal or vaginal orfice.
i said "thumbfuck", you dumbfuck!
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thumbfucking my phone

I mean, I like the girl, but she's always got me thumbfucking my phone.
by Jan Warren February 5, 2008
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Thumbsucker

Donald Trump is a thumbsucker.
by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017
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