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Thromboner 

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging [boner], the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.
I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.
Thromboner by Dednor May 9, 2018

Deep Vein Thrombonesis 

Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.

Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.
After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.

thrombone 

To have an overbearing fascination with something that is considered by most to be foolish.
God man, my teacher has got a total thrombone for Adobe Illustrator. What a dork.
thrombone by skrilla June 17, 2003

thrusty thrombone 

1.Male genitalia, especially when erect.

2.What a homosexual calls a musical instrument because of the lisp.
See those two hot temptresses? (In super hero voice) I must go back to the lair and fetch my thrusty thrombone.

Are you in the orchestra? Yeth, I play firtht thrusty thrombone. Elton plays the thecond if he even shows up! Slap that bitch!
thrusty thrombone by wywind March 8, 2014

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026