thrombone 

To have an overbearing fascination with something that is considered by most to be foolish.

God man, my teacher has got a total thrombone for Adobe Illustrator. What a dork.

thrombone by skrilla June 17, 2003

thrusty thrombone 

1.Male genitalia, especially when erect.

2.What a homosexual calls a musical instrument because of the lisp.

See those two hot temptresses? (In super hero voice) I must go back to the lair and fetch my thrusty thrombone.

Are you in the orchestra? Yeth, I play firtht thrusty thrombone. Elton plays the thecond if he even shows up! Slap that bitch!

thrusty thrombone by wywind March 8, 2014

thromborax 

The rear part of your throat where pirate gruffness originates. Requires years of alcohol abuse to properly develop although can be stimulated before use by taking a large drink of rum right before speaking.

Only after years of drug and alcohol abuse did Jim finally gain full use of his thromborax.

thromborax by Cap'n Jack Daniels January 3, 2009

Bass Trombone 

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

Bass Trombone by Driving Park December 17, 2014

Thromboner 

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.

Thromboner by Dednor May 9, 2018

tromboned 

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time

i love getting tromboned by my girl

tromboned by goose616 September 30, 2012

Beef Trombone 

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

Beef Trombone by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009