When your jerkin it in private and someone like that dumbass karkoon comes in and makes you have to stop and hide it. Soon after your woody is still there and it begins to hurt and throb.
Man i was watchin' this awesome pornographic film last nighht when my mom came in. I got such a throbbasaurus.
I couldn't possibly use that spoon; it wouldn't go with my thabbage.
Why are you looking at me strangly? Did I step on your thabbage?
Your shirt is an affrontery to thabbage.