Throagels

Kegels, except they use their throat. Throat kegels…Throagels

Yeah I was on the phone with my girl and she was saying how she couldn’t wait to see me and suck my dick. I told her well I hope you been doing your Throagels. She asked what was that I replied well kegels except for your throat…Throagels

Throagels by Beetlejoose September 10, 2022

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throateling

The act of giving a blow job while yodeling.

I've yet to have my first throateling experience, my girth and length is way too big for any person to yodel around.

throateling by Muddypelican September 27, 2013

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Throagels • Throapes • throateling • throngeus

Throapes

Herpes of the throat in the form of cold sores or canker sores caused by excessive abuse of the throat (commonly due to fellacio) or a sudden increase of acidity in liquids within your throat (due to eating dirty pussy).

Both causes of Throapes can be attributed to being a pussy.

Pronounces "throapees"

"Guys, I think I got Throapes from drinking so much fireball last night". "Shut up Klitz! You're just a pussy".

Throapes by The Doctor 804 April 14, 2014

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throngeus

The stuff between your fingers.

(Cousin of Thongeus)

"My throngeus is getting out of control"

throngeus by Guerblus February 24, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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