Throagels

Kegels, except they use their throat. Throat kegels…Throagels

Yeah I was on the phone with my girl and she was saying how she couldn’t wait to see me and suck my dick. I told her well I hope you been doing your Throagels. She asked what was that I replied well kegels except for your throat…Throagels

Throagels by Beetlejoose September 10, 2022

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throateling

The act of giving a blow job while yodeling.

I've yet to have my first throateling experience, my girth and length is way too big for any person to yodel around.

throateling by Muddypelican September 27, 2013

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Throagels • Throapes • throateling • throngeus

Throapes

Herpes of the throat in the form of cold sores or canker sores caused by excessive abuse of the throat (commonly due to fellacio) or a sudden increase of acidity in liquids within your throat (due to eating dirty pussy).

Both causes of Throapes can be attributed to being a pussy.

Pronounces "throapees"

"Guys, I think I got Throapes from drinking so much fireball last night". "Shut up Klitz! You're just a pussy".

Throapes by The Doctor 804 April 14, 2014

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throngeus

The stuff between your fingers.

(Cousin of Thongeus)

"My throngeus is getting out of control"

throngeus by Guerblus February 24, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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