The act of dropping a thrice is the most complete, enlightening form of
shit known to man. It has been called 'shitting your guts out', 'shitting out a lung' or other such terms, but the thrice holds a place in all our hearts. The thrice, like its close
cousin, the deuce, requires more than one flush to evacuate. It is however most effective in public facilities. A thrice is usually a leg numbing experience and it can shock many first timers. The thrice is not a
shit to be taken lightly. Users should be well versed in its usage before it is taken public. Thrices wait for no man. They have a tendency to interrupt
fancy diners with a member of the opposite sex, said person's family, meetings with a superior,
gaming sessions. A thrice can and will creep up on you at any give time. It should be made clear that a thrice needs to be at the
top of one's priorities when it comes to such events. A thrice should be evacuated by no less than three flushes, however exceptions can be made. If you, yourself, require a courtesy flusha thrice has been achieved. In public, if you hear
people come in and leave immediately, a thrice has been achieved. A thrice should be flushed at least once however. If not it is apt to leave behind floaters of
epic, radioactive proportions. An oncoming thrice can be detected by sudden cramping of the bowls, an almost incurable urge to ninja
dust, loud, possibly
wet, flatulence and
even prairie dogging. Once the thrice has been moved, the facility of your choice has been befouled, all that is left to clean up. A thrice-wipe should usually consist of at least two wipes per flush, making sure not to
plug the
toilet, as bad things happen if your throne ceases to function
mid-thrice. One the final wipe make sure to 'wipe till ya bleed' or the akward post-thrice-squishiness will befall you.
"Dude, i just deuced it
hardcore in your bathroom!"
"Hahahaha your funny, cuz i just dropped a
thrice in your bathroom"
"Aww, fuck dude you didnt?"
"No I didnt. I wanted to drop a
thrice, but I couldnt find the handle so its all festering in there."
*pukes*"aww fuckin shit dude'
