Three-Hole Punch

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.

Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.

by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012

Three-hole Punched

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

by Chris O'Neill June 07, 2007

three hole punch

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.

When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.

by ImNG May 14, 2005

three-hole punch

1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.

I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.

by K.O. Reilly May 08, 2006

Three Hole Punch

see hat trick

I gave her the three hole punch on my desk.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Three Hole Punch

When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.

It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.

by Phillyguy3 May 27, 2011

Three Hole Punch

A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".

I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night

by BlackTeeBandit November 11, 2013