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Three-Hole Punch 

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.
Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.

three hole punch 

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.
When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.
three hole punch by ImNG May 15, 2005

Three Hole Punch 

I gave her the three hole punch on my desk.
Three Hole Punch by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Three Hole Punch 

When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
Three Hole Punch by Phillyguy3 October 13, 2011

Three Hole Punch 

A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".
I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night
Three Hole Punch by BlackTeeBandit November 11, 2013

three hole punch 

to shoot someone up to three times
three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy
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