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Guy who messes with all the local thots.
I know he's from the 80s but thotrods are out."
Thotrod by fduppinkytoe August 23, 2019
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A wanna be player who is usually a man in his late 30s or early 40s who's realizing his prime passed long ago. Instead of growing into a real man he'd rather sleep with all the local thots and cry about how miserable he is when his penis falls off.
Julie says: "I didn't know Matt was sleeping with Lucy now. Wasn't he just with his wife the other day? "
Beth responds: "Well, you know how thotrods are.. they'll dip it in anything."

That thotrod sure does move around town quick!
thotrod by giving himhell August 24, 2019
-ThotRod-
More then Likely being driven by some Sorority Slut, Hood Hoe or Highschool Cum Dumpster and her 4 to 5 other whore friends….It is usually a Nissan Altima or Sentra(that they most likely bought from their onlyfans funds or from that older dude dad warned them about or even daddies money itself)…..This Vehicle usually has mild to severe Damage that the Hoe has no intention of fixing…..Sometimes may come equipped with very annoying bumper stickers on it and maybe even a tacky license plate…..Sometimes a broken or rusted out muffler which they think is cool so they might even try to race you at the red light and let you know by

Revving it….But don’t pull over at that gas station up ahead to let em know you had a good time because they will either try to fight you or fuck you and if you in the Hood, her baby daddy might try to rob you then ask her to borrow the car….
Guy: Hey yo Move that ThotRod out of the way

Guy: Bro that thing is a ThotRod

Guy1: Where you think she found that hunk a junk ?
Guy2: Her Credit Can’t be Higher then 300 it’s just another ThotRod from the Nissan Store

Guy: No way I’m Riding in that ThotRod

Guy: Hello 911? These 5 Bitches in this ThotRod just Tried to run me off the Road I think they are either High Or Drunk ones on the phone Taking TikTok videos in the back seat flipping me the bird screaming some shit about her Babyfather.

Thotmodynamics 

The study of ratchets and their interactions in their natural environs.

First law of Thotmodynamics: for every ratchet theirs an equal and opposite ratchet.

Second law: in any closed system the amount of ratchet is equal to the amount of Thot minus time spent twerking.
Bill utilized his extensive research in the field of thotmodynamics in his quest to catch crabs.
Thotmodynamics by DJ D.A.R.E March 4, 2015
When you've surpassed all of your preliminary Thot stages and now have to face Thotimus Prime.
Growing up, I would've never guessed he become a Thotgod judging by the people he date.
Thotgod by alexjbrock January 29, 2015
The sickness you get after deep throating that want
Girl I hooked up with dom last night, I woke up with a case of thotrona.
thotrona by Babyy_skittles July 7, 2020

thorodinsonsonlygf 

thors only girlfriend and the best tiktok account ever and everyone else can suck balls
"look its @thorodinsonsonlygf tiktok account she is amazeballs"
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